on a walk the other day, i stepped onto this:
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when i saw this "work of art", i thought to myself:
what a fucking junenile idiot!
. this prick took time from his day to bring a spray-paint bottle all the way here
. he scooped down and meticulously drew a big penis on the street, with balls and cum
. afterwards, he must have thought:
i am such a great artist!
people will see this and think of me, of my great work
they will be inspired by my talent
they will know that humanity will be ok with me in the world
children will be amazed
women will become moist and write songs about me
men will make me their leader
i just thought, what a fucking loser!
but, then, i remembered that a corporation did something similar recently
· an entire corporation trading on the most prestigious trading houses, with a CEO, vice presidents, managers, marketing gurus, human-resources professionals, consusltants, women, boardmembers, and shareholders took the time, made plans, and gathered the resources required to collect the GPS coordinates that correspond to a fucking giant dick with balls on the city of Austin, Texas
. several people in said corporation looked at their fine work and probably thought:
we are such great innovators
we focused our vast research and development resources, our clearly superior minds and came up with this, our finest work
world leaders will see this and know that Tesla, Inc. did this, in the United States of Texas
our reputation as an innovator and disruptor will know no bounds!
we will be the talk of the town, the city, the country, the world!
we are the masters of the universe and this is how we demonstrate our mastery over mind and over matter
there were many challenges, but we overcame them
there were those who said, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDING ME!?
but we ignored them
we don’t waste time with losers who see only a flacid cock
no
we see a fully erect cock, on the city of Austin (this will look very well in Austin’s historical libraries, in its instutitions of learning)
this is our vision for the appropriate and correct use of technology and talent
this is our mark!
this is the monument to our greatness that will outlast our puny carbon-based existence
this is our legacy
this is Tesla, Inc.
i just thought, what a bunch of fucking obnoxious, no talent, misogynist, juvenile, fucking incels with money
· where there women in the room?
· were they consulted?
. whoever buys stock in THAT company is a fucking idiot
Tesla, what a fucking dick of a corporation!
stunts like this one, perpetrated by infintile bro assholes, make planets like Gazorpazorp not only interesting but a model for planet Earth, a place where future humanity can truly thrive
. because the emotionally inferior "alpha males" of this world leave a fucking lot to be desired
later during the same walk, i ran into more art
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i saw these two arangements of paint on a couple of walls
"very interesting", i thought
· the artist used more color, the works have better composition
· and the subjects are not as inane as the erect cocks those other idiots drew
· no
· this artist is clearly familiar with the US Constitution and the popular culture of the 90s
· this artist is not a total douche
· there’s hope for us after all!
now, this piece really touches me
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i wholeheartedly agree with the artist
· i truly believe that there is nothing more glorious to be
· fireperson? no
· policeperson? nah
· this is the job for me
. there should be an award for such noble occupation
day in and day out my focus, persevarance, research, innovation, dedication to detail, and, especially, customer satisfaction will earn me a place at the podium, next to the very best